Fun with Reports

I've been meaning to start sharing some of the sillier things we get in our .report log everyday. Today, post patch is a great place to start. This one isn't that funny but to me is speaks to the zen of being a producer and dealing with the subscriber base. The best of them appreciate what you do and want it to be better while the worst of them like to remind you that they pay your salary and demand to make it better. What's great is the former usually will happily supply you with the information you need to meet your goals while the later has 4 year old drivers on thier AC'97 and will cuss you out for your ignorance. If anyone tells you that MMOs aren't a service industry you have my permission to punch them in the snout.

2006-05-10 18:01:20  playerName   English 3rd Commandos playerName mission near Moerdijk N51.41.40 E4.39.8 origin: Willemstad
  "low FPS"

2006-05-10 18:02:07  playerNmae     German 17.Infanterie 2.Kampfgruppe 
playerName mission near Wuustwezel N51.25.27 E4.35.7
    "thxs CRS my fps's actually got better"
Is that zen or what. Oh and just so you know I wasn't talking about the above posters when I was talking about the worst of them. I was talking about this guy...

2006-05-10 17:49:23  playerName German 1.Panzer 1 Kampfgruppe playerName mission near Andenne N50.29.43 E5.5.39 origin: Huy
  "after this patch allies shoot more then bevor during walls trees and...and..and.....stand in a house and stand on free field is the same now for axis.....allies see us during all walls and and and...lol...now is enough..i will cancel my subsciption after my payed period...i dont pay money for crap"
I hate to see ya go my friend. Seriously if you'd drop me an email I'd be happy to listen to you vent and I might just be able to make things better. Let's start with those drivers m'kay?