Sometimes we get email so good that it just has to be printed and hung on the wall for all to see. Now that the interwebz is inventoid we can do one better.
Dear Sir I have PLAYed this GAME Since ALL MOST DAY 1 & PISSed & MORNed All along the WAY I was BANDed for TELLing a 12 Year OLD GIRL to BLOW ME ! Or so I was told after the FACT! By a squadie on TS2 @ the TIME this HAPPEN. Let Me SAY FIRST THAT your Age asked for 13 year OLDs & That this GIRL Was PISSED OFF because I capped an AB out from Under HER & SHE CALLED me an ASSHOLE FIRST! before I told her to BLOW ME I was never contacted By any 1 ABOUT THIS ! I went to LOG in & See I was BANNED with OUT a WORD! Its been a SLICE but this OLD MAN is GONE I guess you all want it thay WAY. thank you for a little bit of FUN. But I still SAY & will ALL WAYs SEE You ALL as CHEATs & THIEFs! This game will NEVER Get a GOOD REVIEW in any FORM or PAPER! Well That is in till YOU BUY ONE!
Wow. Suggestions for a reply are requested in the comments section. Names with held to protect the ... whatever.
10 Comments:
Ok the 'Old Man' bit threw me off. I was going for 13 when the email mentioned the girl. I almost want to say its gnashe playing a joke on you :)
I think you should just reply with the image of the post and say "who me?"
-gnpatton
I resent the implication that I've ever asked a 13 yr old girl to blow me, and those text messages that ABC aquired were just a prank gone awry.
-Gnasche
Do you have a good review for sale?
Uh, I don't know what to say except:
lol bigass lol
Dear sir or MADAM,
Thank YOU FOR your correSPONDENCE. WE have INVESTIGATED your COMPLAINT and respectfully ADVISE you to GO BLOW your kEYboard (YOUR capslock KEY appears to be MALFUNCTIONING).
cRs
;D
Deer Sir or Maddam,
You're squaddie was kidding yuo. We ask those girls that stuf all the time, and they actually do it! True! We too are amazed!! Most of the girls grandchildren don't even know and tell your squaddie not to tell them a thing seriously say nothing ever! or we will never get more!! You should come work as a Rat and we truly make millions and akt poor. True!! Now please just purchase 9 more accounts so we can get the cable modem back on and send this email.
Hes TELLING teh truTH.
Ur all Bunch of jrks.
All ur Gamers are MINE!
It wouldn´t be JesterG? Would it?
(No wonder I´m anonymous.)
Not telling.
I was online when this actually happened, and I was hoping the guy would get banned. I remember it occurring and was one of the guys who recommended to the girl's mom to do a .report and email you guys about it. I saw most of the exchange and never once did I see the girl say "asshole" - if she did it was in a PM, whereas this player said several nasty things over regular target chat. Kudos if he is still banned.
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