Tribute

From the forums, with Holiday Cheer!




This is the greatest and best patch in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Doc here,
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome roadmap of dev.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny horde of players.. in the middle... of the road.
And they said:

"Make the best patch in the world, or we'll eat your soul." Soul, soul, soul....

Well me and Doc, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay, mate."

And we dev'd the first patch that game to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Patch in the World, it was The Best Patch in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One dot two four was done, now one dot two five will be
It was totally bug free.
Once every hundred-thousands versions or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the fog doth grow...

Needless to say, the horde was stunned.
Whip-crack went their Whippy tails,
And the horde had fun.
They asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we each said, "Nay. We are but Devs."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Patch in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Patch in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Patch in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Patch in the World War II Online,
All right! It was the best muthafrakin' patch the greatest patch in the world.

Beep oo bleep mmm ba da dippy dip dee
Fleegle geegle, fleegle geegle

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the Patch we dev'd on that fateful night it didn't actually look anything like this patch!

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, frak! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
All right! All right!