Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Ninja Gold!

Nothing much sucks worse than when Hollywood tries to mix it up with new kid on the block, Teh Gamez. I went to a nice talk at last years AGC titled "We want your money!" or "How Hollywood pwns games"..or was it "We can make your business just like ours!".

No, No that's not it. Ah yes, "Hollywood and Videogames: A Marriage Made in Hell". Even better. See Hollywood types like to say things like "What if we, like, put controls in all the seats and then people, could like click and junk and stuff would happen on screen!" If it weren't for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, I, II, and III I'd think these people were off their rocker. They obviously know how to churn out oodles of crap and spend 300 million on the abortion that is Spidey III: MJ is the New DP!... wait, wait, my title logic is definitely skewed today. Well anyway...

I was wrong! Yeah not the first time I hear you moan. Well, listen up. John Woo, who knows more about making a good action movie than Chuck Norris times Steven Segal is teaming up with a guy you might have heard of by the name of Warren Spector to create a movie and a game at the same time called Ninja Gold!

I'm not too sure about this Spector chap but he gets mad props in the biz so I'll defer. Sounds like a stage name to me, kinda like Stone Phillips or Rock Hudson or Jennifer Aniston. Anyway, my bets in. Sure. Fired. Winner.

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3 Comments:

Gnasche said...

The most "videogame-like" movie I ever saw was Dark City. From the very beginning...you wake up in a room, there's blood on your forehead, you don't remember who you are. The phone rings.

lol...the entire movie I felt like I was playing a video game.

5:00 AM  
Joker007 said...

Max Payne. Best movie in a video game evah. I mean it.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous said...

Suggestion: install the ratcam in an unsuspecting friend's kitchen, send hooker to his home, and allow hilarity to ensue.

5:03 PM  

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